Friday, February 27, 2009

What I Did Over My (Twelve Year) Summer Vacation


I got an email yesterday from Robert asking about Next of Kin, a novel I published back in 1994. After graciously telling me that he liked the book, he added, "you'll have to tell me the story about how it took over a decade between books ... that is if you're willing to impart such information."

The answer is both simpler and more complicated than it probably should be, and it goes back even further than that. It's the sort of tale best suited for a long night and a case of beer, but in the absence of that, it goes something like this:

Next of Kin wasn't the first novel I ever wrote. Starting at age sixteen, I generated at least six novel-length manuscripts -- horror, crime, melodrama -- all which were more or less horrible, and few of which survive now. From the beginning Next of Kin (which started out its life as a YA novel burdened with the title The Ballad of Ovid Badfly) came out feeling different somehow. I'd been reading a lot of Robert Cormier at the time, and I was impressed by how deftly he threw plot-twists into his stories without making them feel the least bit contrived or manipulative. I knew that I wanted to write something as compelling as I Am the Cheese -- I wanted to do something the reader couldn't put down, with at least one mindblowing twist in the middle. And at that age, I was just crazy enough to think I could pull it off. Six weeks later, I ended up with was a manuscript so embarrassingly short and brutal that I ended up doing what Stephen King did with Carrie, fleshing it out with mock testimony and falsified documents to give it ballast and heft. Because I didn't know what else to do, I submitted it to a YA novel contest that Dell Books was promoting.

In the end, the contest's judges rejected my manuscript as "too chaotic," which was a fair enough criticism, if a bit too generous. The first draft of Ovid Badfly was a first-person shakycam ride from hell beginning with the abduction of a twelve-year-old boy and incorporating, among other things, killer rats, child trafficking and a girl named Anthem claiming that she'd once had wings. But it didn't stop me from using the manuscript to land an agent named Claire Smith, who -- with speed that surpassed my wildest expectations -- sold the book to Putnam in hardcover. I was twenty-two years old with a big book advance in my pocket and I could only assume that this would be the beginning of a long and lucrative road.

I was right about the "long" part. Next of Kin was released in hardcover in May of 1994 to almost no acclaim. There were two reviews, one in Kirkus, the other in PW, both decent but neither one sensational.

And that, friends, was pretty much the end of that.

Sales of Next of Kin were, to put it gently, disappointing. There was no paperback, no foreign sales, no audio. A few months after its release, Ingram and Baker and Taylor stopped carrying it, and within a year the book was remaindered and slipped out of print. Unsold copies were pulped. I started receiving royalty statements with "amount unearned by author" listed and big negative numbers on the side. I made nervous jokes about having to work off my debt in the bindery.

In the wake of Next of Kin 's less than massive opening, I wrote at least six more unpublished novels, most of which weren't quite as bad as the ones I wrote before, but it was probably a pretty close race. Some I sent to my agent, some were submitted to publishers, and some I kept to myself, polishing them compulsively until I couldn't remember what I liked about them in the first place. I wrote a travel guide to Martha's Vineyard. I moved out to LA and tried writing screenplays, I worked as a ghostwriter on Jesse "The Body" Ventura's memoir I Ain't Got Time to Bleed, I took a job writing Internet content in New York, I got married, became a parent and ultimately went back to school so I could get a job to support my family.

By 2003, when I first got the idea for a horror novel that I was calling The Route, I'd basically given up on the idea of getting another novel published -- ever. It seemed like every time I turned around people were lamenting the miserable state of the publishing industry, and those same gloomy pundits were always saying how horror market belonged to a very exclusive bullpen of powerhouses -- King, Straub, Koontz, Barker -- while nobody else in his right mind would waste a minute of their time with it.

Except that I liked writing scary stories as much as I ever did, and The Route was going to be very scary...I already knew that much. I wrote it for the same reasons I write anything, to entertain myself, and I was so convinced that it would go nowhere that I named my daughter Veda after the little girl in the manuscript, which I imagined would join the ever-increasing stack of unpublished work. Besides my wife, who else would ever know?

A few others, it turned out. The Route became Chasing the Dead, and it got me a two-book deal with Ballantine/Del Rey. It sold in hardcover and mass market. It went onto be translated into German and Japanese, sold to audio and two book clubs, and it actually got some co-op money spent on advertising. The follow-up, Eat the Dark, was the first book that I ever wrote with the knowledge that it was going to be published.

Flash forward to two weeks ago:

My agent emailed to let me know that I had earned out my full advance for those two books...and that my next royalty statement would be accompanied by an actual residual check. Another first.

Nobody can predict the future. That's what makes it interesting. If all goes well, I'll have three more novels published in the next two years. If the last couple decades have proven anything, it's that I'm never exactly hurting for material. In the meantime, I'd like to think that I've learned to be a more careful writer. I know that my expectations for the marketplace have certainly become more realistic.

All of which goes a long way toward explaining what happened between Next of Kin and Chasing the Dead, which is interesting enough in its own right.

Although to my mind, the really interesting stuff is what happens next.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Anarchy in the UK...and elsewhere...

A few days ago, Amazon.uk ran this synopsis for Deathtroopers that has since been picked up and linked in TheForce.net and various places around the internet. However, if you've been following the official info from Sue Rostoni and Starwars.com, you know that the Amazon.uk copy isn't entirely accurate. And then today Starwars.com ran this Del Rey catalogue copy -- the sharp-eyed reader may notice some differences.

Also, I've been told I can't give out anymore Deathtroopers CDs, which I always secretly figured would happen. It was too much fun. So if you were lucky enough to get one of these at Comic Con...lucky you. Hang onto it. There shall be no more.

Speaking of soundtracks, on a mostly unrelated note, today I finally ordered a copy of the long out of print soundtrack to 1981's Ghost Story by Philippe Sarde -- on vinyl. Peter Straub's novel is one of my enduring favorites, and I wish the film had been better, but the score is a revelation.

And finally, I feel compelled to mention for no good reason at all that my kids and I are on Book Four of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events -- The Miserable Mill and we're having the time of our lives. I read a couple chapters to them every night, and I honestly can't tell who's enjoying it more. Last night we watched Brad Silberling's movie adaptation, upon which I know opinions are decidedly mixed, but the audience in my living room -- munching popcorn mixed with M&Ms and chocolate chips and cackling with wild delight -- stayed riveted to the screen throughout the incredible final credits.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Hundred

The Hundred is the new story that I've started telling Jack and Veda. It starts out like this:

"In ancient days there was a man who had great magic. His powers were contained in a deck of one hundred enchanted cards. With them he could perform miracles of such astonishing scope that kings and rulers from the around the world gathered to ask for his help in matters great and small.

One day a king from a foreign land returned to his own kingdom telling everyone of the amazing cards and the magician who wielded them. Upon hearing this, the king's own wizard fell into a rage of jealousy and began scheming to ambush the famous magician and get his amazing one hundred cards for himself.

In order to do this, the jealous wizard began following the other magician and planning to steal the cards. He conjured up a huge storm and attacked the magician, but in the process, the cards blew away and scattered in the four winds, to the ends of the earth.

Hundreds of years later, the cards remain separated, but they are so powerful that even a single card is capable of working small miracles, and so it is that our good friend, Danny Prince, the poorest kid in school, witness to his grandfather's slow demise and heir to nothing more than a life of quiet desperation, opened a box of comic books at a neighborhood garage sale and found, tucked between the pages of an old Superman comic, a single card...the Ace of Hearts."

Friday, February 13, 2009

I'm really not going to post every funny Star Wars thing that comes my way, but...

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Deathtroopers Playlist

Del Rey gave away a bunch of Deathtroopers CDs this past weekend at the New York Comic Con. Early reports back from listeners has been quite positive. Here's what they're listening to:

1) 20th Century Fox Fanfare with CinemaScope Extension - John Williams
2) 30 Days in the Hole - Gov't Mule
3) Call Me Number Five - Paul Weller
4) Theme from The Shining - Wendy Carlos
5) Gouge Away - Pixies
6) Death and All His Friends - Coldplay
7) Superbeast - Rob Zombie
8) Bottom - Tool
9) Emergency Exit - Beck
10) Hurt - Johnny Cash
11) Please Read the Letter - Robert Plant and Allison Krauss

Having never done anything like this before, I must say I enjoyed making a soundtrack for a work-in-progress. I'm finishing up my new YA novel Wakefield this week, and the soundtrack is coming along well, with music from Kings of Leon, The Decemberists and TV on the Radio, among others.

Stay tuned.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Meanwhile Back at the Ranch

Some cool news from my friends at Lucasfilm:

The Deathtroopers starwars.com story had well over 50,000 page views within its first week. 653 users were compelled enough to rate the article (most articles, even popular ones, net below 100 ratings).

Excellent!

In other news, I'm burning a bunch of freebie Deathtroopers CDs to give away this weekend at the NYCC, with music from Rob Zombie, Tool, Beck, Johnny Cash, John Williams and others. This is the playlist I put together while writing the novel -- in other words it's the unofficial Deathtroopers soundtrack. I'll be handing them out at the Del Rey booth throughout Saturday and Sunday. Cool? Cool.