Barbie in Bondage

Every so often someone asks me how it affects my kids to have a horror writer for a father, particularly one who tells them scary stories. I always say that there's no harmful side effects, and I believe that to be true. However, once in a while I come across something like this arrangement of Barbies in the basement, the work of my four-year-old daughter.





And I assure you, there's really no harmful side effects to being raised by the Scary Parent.