Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Davy and Joe-liath


My friend Mike, who works on The Simpsons, emailed me to let me know about his friend Davy Lauterbach, a former Simpsons animator who now makes what sounds like a good living painting uber-disturbing portraits of creepy looking kids. Celebrities are buying his art and Mike said no matter how much he's tried to buy the painting featured above, Davy won't sell.

In this online profile, Davy describes his kids thusly: "One baby that is the clone of a clone of a clone of what I think I would be if I were inbred with myself over and over and over. That baby would be repulsive. Way too smiley. Clownish. Definitely a chronic masturbator."

Cooooool. But if you're looking for really scary baby art, why not take a peek at these pictures of me taken circa 1969-1970?


I use these photos of myself to terrify my wife. This morning I brought them downstairs and she screamed and refused to look back until I promised I'd put them away.

Top that, Davy.