Friday, November 20, 2009

New Podcast Up!


Over at Ideology of Madness, I've got a cool podcast available for your listening pleasure. Aron and Paulie did a great job getting the sick inside info out of me on a whole bunch of stuff, and I can't completely blame the Knob Creek and road exhaustion from the Michigan trip that I'd just returned from. They're just that good at it, friends.

Thanks, Aron and Paulie, for the great questions!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

My Supernatural Book

Now has a synopsis online at Amazon.

A Supernatural novel that reveals a previously unseen adventure for the Winchester brothers, from the hit CW series!

Way back in April 1862, Confederate Captain Jubal Beauchamp leads a charge across a Georgia battleground… Fast forward to 2009 and a Civil War re-enactment becomes all too real. When Sam and Dean head down south to investigate they find that history has got somewhat out of hand…


So now you know. My working title for the book was I Don't Need Your Civil War. I got to go to Gettysburg to research this. Stay tuned for pictures...

Twenty-Eight Days Vader...

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Princess of Tulsa (and others)


Had a great time in Tulsa over the weekend. I know, it's Wednesday, but I'm just now getting a chance to catch up. Monday was my daughter's birthday, and yesterday we had painters and cable/TV/internet install people in the house all day long. Not to mention that I finally got my revisions done on Supernatural: The Unholy Cause, due out in a scant five months.

Anyway, back to Oklahoma -- major thanks to the Travis and the rest of the Tulsa Ink Slingers for bringing me out, putting me up, taking me out for Mexican and giving me a chance to talk about writing, Star Wars and whatever else came tumbling out of my tequila-soaked consciousness. Also big kudos to the Rebel Alliance of Tulsa, and Joan at Barnes & Noble for putting together a great event.

Tulsa was almost -- but not quite -- the last signing I've got planned for now. I'll be doing one more just before Christmas around town. Meanwhile I've got more Star Wars editing to do, and work on an original novel that I can't wait to get back to.

More later...

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Camp Hill book signing


Yesterday's book signing at Borders Express at the Capital City Mall in Camp Hill was a special one for a number of reasons. Partly because it's my first "hometown" signing -- I've been all over the country, up and down that long lonely road of faith with Death Troopers and No Doors, No Windows, but this is the first time I've done one in my own backyard. Rob Thomas (not of Matchbox 20, but the trooper known as TK-1495) turned up along with the rest of the Garrison Carita of the 501st. The moment was extra-good because they managed to pull it all together almost literally at the eleventh hour, via a desperate email that I sent out on Friday afternoon. As always, the 501st were great with the crowd and had people freaking out, taking pictures and having fun. All the photos that I've posted here are courtesy of them, specifically Lisa -- what's your last name, Lisa?

On a friend/professional level, I got to hang out with the man behind the phenomena of Hint Fiction and his lovely wife (he also brought a publishing contract and a check, but that's another story).

My brother Dan and his wife Terri and their kids also turned up, and the 501st gave a chance to play Boondock Saints with their blasters.

Other celebrities in attendance included legendary singer/songwriter John Austin and his wife Erin Echo. Also putting in appearance were Chuck Saltern, former bassist for the punk-pop band Weston and his wife Becky and their beautiful little girl Georgia, and Lisa Zimmerman Vonhauser, one of the original architects of Round House -- arguably the scariest piece of architecture in New Hampshire.

Journalist and photographer Karen Reichley and her husband, Guitar Hero overlord Mark "Asplosions" Reichley came out to say hi and brought their son Nate -- in full Darth Vader gear.
As you can see, we were able to keep the 501st occupied for a while with copies of the book.
But eventually the unthinkable happened -- we actually sold out of Death Troopers! This was the first time on the tour that anything like that has ever happened. The store manager, Jim Munchel, and his loyal aide de camp Chris Carlin ran out to not one but two other nearby bookstores to buy up their inventory. But it was too late...the troopers got impatient and took me down.
Like I said, a lot of fun all the way around...but a bittersweet moment as well, since just last week it was announced that Jim's store is going to be closing after Christmas, along with about 200 other Borders Express and Waldenbooks stores. This store in particular has been very, very good to me over the past few years, and the fact that it's going away is a tough reminder of how tight things are, especially in publishing.

But -- the good new is that people like these guys keep turning out for events like they did yesterday. And that's not just a good thing...that's the best.

Thanks, guys.

Truly.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

When Do I Need an Agent?

Note: This is a re-posting of an entry from a couple years ago. People have asked me about this again, so I'm putting it here again.

Recently I got a question that I've heard before, which is, when is it time to find an agent?

There's plenty of information about this online already. There are whole blogs by agents where they answer exactly this kind of question. My reply, based solely on my experience and writers I've talked to, is that you need an agent when you start writing the type of thing that requires an agent to sell. That ought to be a no-brainer -- it's not. George V. Higgins once said that there is no substitute for knowing what you're doing. As usual, he's right.

If you're writing short stories or poetry and submitting them to magazines, you probably don't need an agent, certainly not to begin with and maybe not for a long time. I have an agent, and I still don't use her for magazine submissions. It's an unnecessary step, unless the periodical in question requires an agent as a go-between, and most of them (everything from Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine to Prairie Schooner to The New Yorker) do not. There's a slush pile and a spot waiting for you there. Your job is to find your way to the top, and you're probably going to be doing that all on your own.

One of my favorite writers, the wonderful Tom Drury, told me that he sold several stories to The New Yorker and afterwards he had agents approaching him. Not coincidentally, this happened right around the time he needed an agent for his first book, The End of Vandalism. If you unfold this happy anecdote, it becomes an excellent illustration of how the process works, or ought to. First, Drury's top priority was obviously the quality of his writing -- he was repeatedly producing good stories. Second, he was selling them to The New Yorker, so he obviously knew his market. The last part of the puzzle, the agent, fell into place almost on its own. His toughest decision was which one he would choose.

If you're a writer than you need to concentrate first and foremost on your writing, a point emphasized by bestselling mystery writer Janet Evanovich in her peppy and readable How I Write. In other words make it as good as it can be. Make sure everything is spelled correctly (this may seem like a no-brainer -- it's not). Edit and polish, hone and hew, put it aside and look at it again in six weeks or six months with fresh eyes. Find a writers' group or a reader whose opinion you can trust. Take their criticism as objectively as possible. When you think you're ready...

Send it out? No. Find an agent? No.

Study your market. If you're going to submit a story to a magazine, read the magazine first (this may seem like a no-brainer-- it's not). Read several issues. Check out the Literary Marketplace. Go online to the magazine's website and read the writers' guidelines for submission.

Then, send it out. Get rejected. Try again. Get rejected. Try again. Get a personal note back from one of the readers. Keep reading. Keep writing. Keep revising. I once covered my entire dorm room door in college with rejection letters. Took me about a semester.

So, have we all got the drill? Write, get knocked on your butt, get back up again. And repeat.

I've heard more than one would-be writer express genuine concern that they might run afoul of some less-than-honest agent that might steal their work, their money or both. My response, and I don't mean to sound harsh, is: "What makes you so sure you've got something worth stealing?" When you're starting out, getting ripped off should not even be on your mind. First, be good enough to worry about getting ripped off.

Once you find your way onto that playing field, you still shouldn't lose much sleep over it. I'm not saying there aren't untrustworthy agents out there -- there's plenty of scam artists working every occupation on the planet -- but if you do your research online or in the LMP, you won't have to worry about it. Most agents work on commission. If you don't get paid, they don't get paid. Be wary of an agency or management service that asks for money upfront. Find out who their other clients are. Don't be afraid to ask questions about what your money is supposed to get you.

Choosing an agent is an important part of the process but it's equally important to know when you have to make that choice. We all have a finite amount of energy every day to accomplish what needs to be done. Don't waste time and energy worrying about an agent when you're in the part of your life and career where every ounce of attention must be paid to maximizing your potential.

You probably will need an agent if you're trying to get a book published. Most publishers won't read work that isn't submitted through an agenty. The LMP will steer you toward the agency that represents the type of work you're writing. Many of these agents will read a synopsis with sample pages and ask for more if they're interested. My personal experience is that the more of the finished product you have in hand while querying agents, the better off you are.

Take a page from Tom Drury's book. Be the best writer you can be. When it's finally time, you'll have your pick of agents.

Monday, November 02, 2009

Unshelved


Heard of the online comic strip Unshelved? Librarian and all around awesome guy Gregory Fisher clued me in on it. (Click on the above image for a better view.)

Per Greg:

"It's all about the misadventures of the librarians at a small library in Mallsville. One feature they do every Sunday is the booktalk. Its a full color panel sometimes done by the Unshelved team and sometimes done by guest cartoonists. Last Sunday, the teen librarian (and Unshelved anti-hero) Dewey book talked Death Troopers to a pair of young adults."

Rock on! I freakin' love this. Thanks, Greg, bringing this to my attention!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Death Troopers on MTV!

Well, sort of.

As a Halloween treat, MTV.com ran a free chapter of Death Troopers here. It's one of my favorites: "Lung Windows."